A female with an affinity for North American raptors and megafauna, an active sporker, and lover of your anatomy...
It feels good to Spork...
@1 day ago with 5 notes
Here’s a funny story. I got a princess mirror and it talks when motion is in front of it. Well, I thought I turned it off. Yesterday, I was going to give him a blowjob. Well, as soon as I start the mirror says, “You sparkle little princess.”
I’m sorry. I fell over laughing.
*Eats 40 truffles, 2 slices of cheesecake and a whole pizza*
It’s ok I took the stairs today@15 hours ago
Hey whenever you feel embarrassed for saying something stupid just remember this: I thought American football had a goalie until I was 19 when I asked where the goalie was in the middle of a superbowl party and a room full of football fans stared and laughed at me@15 hours ago with 1 note
@1 day ago with 1003 notes
tom hiddleston seems like the type of guy who’d have to be repeatedly reminded not to make the sound effects under his breath while he’s shooting fight scenes
when people see jim kirk as a womanizer and/or someone who doesn’t respect women
when reboot writers fuck up jim’s personality big time
when vulcan gets blown up
when writers think its a brilliant idea to kill kirk off in generations
when you see your science officer the first thing in the morning after having your coffee
(via pon-floor)@1 day ago with 300 notes