ermathursty:

saw this tip jar at my Dairy Queen today and lost it at tipiosa

ermathursty:

saw this tip jar at my Dairy Queen today and lost it at tipiosa

@2 hours ago with 78376 notes

kirkwa:

Check Out The Incredible World Of Snails

Snails don’t get a lot of love, in a world of kittens and puppies, the snail rating on the cuteness scale is about a negative 12. But that’s only because we never get a good look at their lives up close.

Ukraine-based artist and photographer Vyacheslav Mishchenko aims to change that with his photographs showing the world the way snails see it, with giant berries, treacherous raindrops, and hardcore make-out sessions perched atop flower petals.

See more of Vyacheslav Mishchenko work on his facebook page

@15 hours ago with 233 notes
womenfighters:

The Women of Sony Entertainment Online’s Planetside 2.
If you click the image, there’s a collection of good illustrations of decent female armor from that game.

womenfighters:

The Women of Sony Entertainment Online’s Planetside 2.

If you click the image, there’s a collection of good illustrations of decent female armor from that game.

@1 day ago with 327 notes

heelhousewife:

Here’s a funny story. I got a princess mirror and it talks when motion is in front of it. Well, I thought I turned it off. Yesterday, I was going to give him a blowjob. Well, as soon as I start the mirror says, “You sparkle little princess.”

I’m sorry. I fell over laughing.

@1 day ago with 5 notes
geekyasfuck:

We interrupt your usual Tumblr browsing with a very important picture.

geekyasfuck:

We interrupt your usual Tumblr browsing with a very important picture.

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@2 days ago with 971 notes

*Eats 40 truffles, 2 slices of cheesecake and a whole pizza*

It’s ok I took the stairs today

@15 hours ago
#Mmhm #Food #I could go for another pizza #Me 

Hey whenever you feel embarrassed for saying something stupid just remember this: I thought American football had a goalie until I was 19 when I asked where the goalie was in the middle of a superbowl party and a room full of football fans stared and laughed at me

@15 hours ago with 1 note
#I hate sports #And football #Especially football #embarrasment #Football 

squidwardsbud:

tom hiddleston seems like the type of guy who’d have to be repeatedly reminded not to make the sound effects under his breath while he’s shooting fight scenes

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@1 day ago with 1003 notes

jimsdeadbones:

when people see jim kirk as a womanizer and/or someone who doesn’t respect women

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when reboot writers fuck up jim’s personality big time

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when vulcan gets blown up

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when writers think its a brilliant idea to kill kirk off in generations

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when you see your science officer the first thing in the morning after having your coffee

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@1 day ago with 300 notes

cosmictuesdays:

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vergess:

boltonsrepairshop:

PSA - PLEASE READ AND SPREAD HE WORD!!!

IF YOU SEE THIS PLANT AT ALL, DO NOT TOUCH IT!!!

Giant hogweed (Heracleum mantegazzianum) is an invasive herb in the carrot family which was originally brought to North America from Asia and has since become established in the New England, Mid-Atlantic, and Northwest regions of the United States. Giant hogweed grows along streams and rivers and in fields, forests, yards and roadsides, and a giant hogweed plant can reach 14 feet or more in height with compound leaves up to 5 feet in width.

Giant Hogweed sap contains toxic chemicals known as Furanocoumarins. When these chemicals come into contact with the skin and are exposed to sunlight, they cause a condition called Phytophotodermatitis, a reddening of the skin often followed by severe blistering and burns. These injuries can last for several months, and even after they have subsided the affected areas of skin can remain sensitive to light for years. Furanocoumarins are also carcinogenic and teratogenic, meaning they can cause cancer and birth defects. The sap can also cause temporary (or even permanent) blindness if introduced into the eyes.

If someone comes into physical contact with Giant Hogweed, the following steps should be taken:
  • Wash the affected area thoroughly with soap and COLD water as soon as possible.
  • Keep the exposed area away from sunlight for 48 hours.
  • If Hogweed sap gets into the eyes, rinse them with water and wear sunglasses.
  • See a doctor if any sign of reaction sets in.
If a reaction occurs, the early application of topical steroids may lessen the severity of the reaction and ease the discomfort. The affected area of skin may remain sensitive to sunlight for a few years, so applying sun block and keeping the affected area shielded from the sun whenever possible are sensible precautions
PLEASE, DO NOT JUST READ AND SCROLL! THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT AND POTENTIALLY LIFE-SAVING INFORMATION!!!

Extra note: if you live in Oregon, New Jersey, Michigan or New York and see one of these, call your state’s department of agriculture to report it, and trained professionals will come kill it before it can produce seeds and spread.

Frankly, if you see one in general, probably call your DOA and see if there’s a program in place.

Do not burn it, because the smoke will give you the same reaction.

If for some ungodly reason there isn’t a professional who can handle it for you (and please, please use a professional), the DOA of New York has [this guide] for how to deal with it yourself.

OH MY FUCK I HAVE THESE IN MY BACKYARD.

Fucking invasives. Signal boost.

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@2 days ago with 52173 notes